OP looked pretty well done, but Dave was kind of disrespectful of The Prime.
Here's a link I found, unfortunately, I don't know how to put the actual TV screen thingy in here. Computer-illiterate, that's me.
Here's the Youtube link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0
Top 10 Things That Sound Cool When Spoken by a Giant Robot [Ooh, that voice!]
10. Jergens lotion leaves my hands silky smooth [my favorite]
9. Do you have these khakis in size 114?
8. My perfect night involves a pint of Haagen-Dazs and season three of 'Sex in the City'
7. Man, do I love me some 'taters
6 It was so hot in Central Park today, I saw a squirrel rubbing sunblock on his nuts.
5. You seemed a little pitchy, dawg
4. Brody Jenner has added you as a friend on facebook
3. Live from New York...it's Saturday NIght!
2. My parents wanted me to be a rabbi
1. All the slammin' shorties in the house say, 'Yeah'
Crossposted to capslock_tf