David Letterman had Optimus Prime presenting his 'Top 10 List' last night. 
OP looked pretty well done, but Dave was kind of disrespectful of The Prime. 
Here's a link I found, unfortunately, I don't know how to put the actual TV screen thingy in here.  Computer-illiterate, that's me.

Here's the Youtube link. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0

Top 10 Things That Sound Cool When Spoken by a Giant Robot [Ooh, that voice!]

10.  Jergens lotion leaves my hands silky smooth [my favorite]
9.  Do you have these khakis in size 114?
8.  My perfect night involves a pint of Haagen-Dazs and season three of 'Sex in the City'
7.  Man, do I love me some 'taters
6  It was so hot in Central Park today, I saw a squirrel rubbing sunblock on his nuts.
5.  You seemed a little pitchy, dawg
4.  Brody Jenner has added you as a friend on facebook
3.  Live from New York...it's Saturday NIght!
2.  My parents wanted me to be a rabbi
1.  All the slammin' shorties in the house say, 'Yeah'


Crossposted to capslock_tf