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I love blond jokes.




All Girl Biker Bar 
 
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.  
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. 
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, you should know five things: 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you really wanna tell that blonde joke?' 

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 
'Well no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'




[You do know I'm (bottle) blond, right?] 

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a1057soul
Jan. 31st, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
that's one of my favs actually... another one I like is "Two blondes walk into a bar... the redhead ducks."

:o,
Dan
mdnytryder
Jan. 31st, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA!
Good one!
femme4jack
Jan. 31st, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
*snickers* (I'm a blond, too, and not a bottle one)
blkdragonqueen
Jan. 31st, 2011 06:36 am (UTC)
Q: How do you know a blond used the computer?
A: ~*~ there's whiteout on the screen! :p ~*~

Natural blond here too and I always got a kick out of the fact that one of the "cool girls" from the "cool click" once asked me what brand of hair dye I used.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 31st, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)
*snicker*

BR
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