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Dear Santa meme

Wow, talk about naughty. I'm pretty sure I had fun, though!



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I punched xxsomeoneelsexx in the arm (-10 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for __wilderness__ (-10 points). Last Friday I turned crimsonseastorm in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I gave lady_katana4544 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-722 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
mdnytryder

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A spanking?! I can't wait....
hahaha - Asscrackistan?

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eerian_sadow
Dec. 17th, 2010 07:00 am (UTC)
you know, the question i've always had about the meme (okay, had since i found it in like 2007 anyway) is this:

why does buying porn for someone else always equate a negative score?

also, how did you get a much worse score than me and only rate a spanking? not that i can't use the coal, but still.
mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC)
I think they are talking specifically about 'bad' 1970's porn. That was some bad stuff. Especially anything with Ron Jeremy. He almost put me off of sex forever. Big dick but ugly as hell. Ugh.

Well, I read in the fine print the spanking is with a 2 x 4.

eerian_sadow
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:10 am (UTC)
ugh, yeah. Ron Jeremy is an ugly dude. *shudders* 70s porn does, indeed, deserve negative points. (and here i thought we'd have better taste than to buy that for our friends. ;P)

ah, a 2x4 would definitely be a reasonable punishment. *sagenod* (especially if you purchased bad 70s porn starring Ron Jeremy.)
mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC)
hahaha
What can I say, it was on sale with free shipping!
eerian_sadow
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
must have been a really good sale.
__wilderness__
Dec. 17th, 2010 09:09 am (UTC)
Why buying porn bad? This meme is just weird ;)
mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:03 am (UTC)
See above comment about specific 'bad' porn.
Weird but sometimes funny.
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mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:04 am (UTC)
Glad to be of amusement value!
xxsomeoneelsexx
Dec. 17th, 2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
MY ARM STILL HURTS YA BASTARD

This amused me way too much XD <3
mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:06 am (UTC)
HA!
They don't call me Lugnut for nuttin - you're lucky I pulled my POKE!
xxsomeoneelsexx
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:15 am (UTC)
Oh dear, I got off lucky, eh? :P
mdnytryder
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:18 am (UTC)
You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha!

Oops, wrong fandom.

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