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Is Anyone Else This Juvenile?




This has got to go under the 'Gotta Get A Life' heading. 

You might know that 95% of the time, my breakfast consists of scrambled eggs and spam (sometimes ham when I feel normal).  I generally scramble 5 eggs a day, depending on if they are large or extra-large (partly because I am a piggy and partly to share breakfast with my doggie).  Hence, I go through lots and lots of eggs. 

To amuse myself, I force my victims victuals to undergo gladatorial combat while still in their shells. 




The longest I can recall a gladiator surviving is 53 bouts.  That's about 10-12 days, give or take.  He had a very dense shell, but I think he developed a hairline crack which ultimately did him in.  I was quite impressed and he had a hero's funeral.   :( 
hahaha, not really.  I ate him up, just like all the other losers! 
 
So, does anyone else play with their food?  Confess. 
Come on, you can tell me, I won't crack under pressure. *rimshot*

 [Oh, I am way behind on reading my friend's pages, so don't be surprised if you receive a comment on something you posted, like, 2 weeks ago.  derp.]

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sntmentalfkness
Sep. 12th, 2010 04:29 am (UTC)
I think this is wonderfully juvenile! The picture and all those faces crack me up....no pun intended!!

I must do more humorous things with my food. I can't think of one thing to share here, and that bugs me.
mdnytryder
Sep. 12th, 2010 05:08 am (UTC)
Good icon.
Yes, I am juvenile.
Sometimes I wonder how stuff like this gets into my head. Must have been the well water when I was a child.

At least you play with potpourri. Isn't that like food? You can eat that if starving, I think. hahaha.
sntmentalfkness
Sep. 12th, 2010 05:12 am (UTC)
Some of it used to be food. Who knows? You may or may not get poisoned by the chemical "fragrance oils" they soak the stuff in.

One of us should eat it for a year, then write a book about the experience and get on the bestseller list. If you live you may become very rich. *snort*
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