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Does My Ass Make Me Look Fat?

Holy crap!
I can't believe how FAT I look in this picture!
I know I have a bit of a pooch, but this is ridiculous.  I seriously look pregnant or like one of those old biker dudes with the humongous beer guts!
   

But I figured it out.  I keep all my girlie essentials in my pockets, which are obviously in the front of the jacket.  My saddlebags are kind of small, so small extras go in the jacket. 
Here's a list of what I usually carry:
Upper left outer pocket - packet of tissues
Lower left outer pocket - touch-up powder, lipstick, chapstick, breath mints, pack of gum
Lower right outer pocket - cell phone, wallet (a man's wallet, my regular one would never fit)
Inside pocket on left side - mp3 player, sometimes my sunglass case

So you can see what I'm dealing with here.  Too much crap. 
Maybe I need a new jacket.  Or a new bike with huge bags.  Yeah, I wish.

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mdnytryder
Jun. 23rd, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
Well thanks, but I know I'm a little fat. Just not that bad. What do they say - pictures add 10 pounds? hahaha.
Our group is all about safety, boots, gloves, jackets, helmets. They have saved me a few times when I've wiped out. My boots have a chunk out of the heel, my chaps are scraped down one side, and my helmet has a scrape along the jawline. I shudder to think what road rash I would have had without wearing proper gear.
aleph_abyssal
Jun. 24th, 2009 05:44 am (UTC)
Kiddo, you have FREEDOM, which compensates for any acessory-driven fatness ;-)

Here's a youtube song for ya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ymuxx0X8Ls

"Your skin is leather/your eyes are chrome/your hair is nylon..." Yeah, it's '80s.
mdnytryder
Jun. 24th, 2009 08:32 am (UTC)
Thanks for the video, believe it or not, I never heard that song before. And I do like lots of 80's stuff. Especially the metal hair bands. But, never got into INXS, which is probably why I missed this particular song.

And now, I'm going to have 'Motorcycle Baby' umph,pa paum pum pum, 'Motorcycle Baby' going through my head over and over and over. Thanks a lot. :)

Chrome eyes, how cool is that(she muses)?
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